Turning into a stone cold milf one day at a time, and other things.
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27
May
The Beatles - Because (Guitars In Place Of Vocals)
Recorded by fuckyeahpsychedelics. All vocal harmonies replaced by guitars.
I almost cried from the awesome
F. Scott Fitzgerald’s high school photo.
Are you fucking kidding me with that face
26
May
So my monster in law to be wants to call me Emmy because it sounds like Amy (her perfect daughter in law). She couldn’t remember my name.
Fremont, CA, Saturday, June 2nd & Sunday, June 3rd
Chaplin films (the 4 Essanays which were filmed in Niles), a lookalike contest, “pie fight of the century”, and more.
I’ve always wanted to attend this festival. Maybe someday…
I know I don’t live there but I’m psyched it’s happening on my birthday weekend
25
May
Tobias had attempted an entrance he hoped would enchant his daughter.
(Source: rowboatcop)
24
May
Tobey Maguire as Nick just seems wrong to me. All of “The Great Gatsby” comes to us from Carraway, who must be someone with a larger presence. Nick is funny — really funny — and arrogant yet self-aware. Tobey Maguire is Spider-Man. I can’t see him affecting “a haunting loneliness in the metropolitan twilight,” as the text will demand of him. It’s just wrong. Give it to someone like, and I really hesitate to say this, Gosling.
Other people understand, though, I dislike Gosling just as much
14
May
13
May
Another holiday that somehow gets ruined to add to the calendar to skip over.
Sigh.
Happy first mothers day to me…
10
May
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